19 March 2010

Should have named him Chewbert



Hey there, Mr. Innocent Eyes.
You owe me a new pair of black high heels.



That's right.
You.
On the bed there.


All these toys in the house and you go after my
strappy.
Seychelle.
Wedges.

Tsk tsk!


All you do is chew!
You do nothing but gnaw on everything.

I love you, though.

. . . you're gnawesome.




Yeah.
That's right, Mister.

I said "gnawesome."



Don't you look at me in that tone of voice.


12 comments:

  1. "I don't know what you are talking about, mama!"

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  2. "and, at least, I am not dragging rolls of toilet paper all across the house like some other pups..."

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  3. awww... so cute! Such expressive eyes!

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  4. Oh JJ, I sooo relate. I sacrificed a pair of much-loved black mary janes to my own little fur-coated-terror. I still miss them.





    Said fur-coated-terror is now going to live with my parents. This weekend, actually. (They need him more than I do. And I need my shoes more than he does.)

    Xoxo,
    C

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  5. OMG he is SO cute. Remember, your son used to chew on teething rings.

    Let me give you a tip. When he finds the rung of a chair...or the woodwork corner...or some other thing attached to the house...put tobasco sauce on it. He won't go back.

    Let me tell you another...mouse traps in the wastepaper baskets does NOT work. Pop top lids with your toe does. o, and you'll really like this one. Get another puppy to keep him company. Believe me it REALLY works.
    xx, Carol

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  6. Y'all are hilarious! :)

    Great advice Carol! I already told Keith we need a "pet" for him . . .

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  7. Oh - Hudson turned our comforter into swiss cheese last year, I totally relate. Good thing they're cute (Banjo sure has a sweet face).

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  8. We used to have a brindle boxer. They are amazing! Ours would eat everything from thumbtacks to money. Her knickname was "The Shredder".

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  9. BOY, do I love me some chewbert!

    our little one - Bits (4month shepard/akita mix) - recently ate a two-hundred-dollar pre calculus book... and a hilighter.

    (and scrabble, and the scrabble dictionary)

    at least she's getting smart!

    xo

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  10. OMG!!!!
    he is so bloody cute!!!!
    look at that face
    what can you do hey?
    there is a reason why God made them so cute....
    lol

    WV MONFANG.....appropriate I would say

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  11. My favorite pic is the fourth one! I remember my first poodle. He always chose to chew on the heel of my high heeled shoes. He would only chew one...never both of them. I guess he figured he would share and save me one.

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  12. I'd be mad until I saw that face. Naughty little cutie.

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