In all honesty, I knew this one was going to be bad
before I even tried it.
I figured the healthiness of it would be worth the taste.
And I suppose it wasn't the worst thing I've ever tried,
but it sure made me miss yesterday's rendition.
Don't try this at home, folks.
I'm giving you fair warning.
Day II Experimental Smoothie:
4 cups spinach (bad enough as it is)
1/2 english cucumber
1 granny smith apple
1 frozen banana
1 small bunch broccoli florets
**(THIS is where things went terribly wrong)**
1 cup vanilla soy milk
1 tsp. agave nectar
It was gorgeous.
So green, I was waiting for some sanctified unfurling
vine to emerge from the froth and wrap winding tendrils
around my body. But it didn't happen.
We stared each other down for awhile.
You'll notice there is no photograph of me drinking this.
The reason being,
I didn't want to spit or otherwise retch all over
the camera lens. Because pretty as this green was,
that wouldn't have been.
And I needed all my attention focused on getting it down.
(I will say, however, that I felt great all day today.)
OH, and . . . there are leftovers.
So I froze them, and will re-blend them tomorrow
for Experimental Smoothie III.
With what, I don't know.
Bad, bad broccoli.